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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

-Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x) 

Anthony Mackie is a gift to all mankind. 

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erictanart:

My 1st ever #starwars print is now available at online at disneystore.com. The 1st live action movie I ever saw at a theater was #empirestrikesback and like a lot of people, it had a profound impact on my entire creative world. So much has been done for Star Wars as far as posters and prints and it took me a while to capture what those films meant to me. In their simplest form, before they changed the entertainment universe and made its cast and crew into megastars, it was the amazing journey of a poor farm boy. So that’s what I did! #starwarsart #lukeskywalker #darthvader #anewhope #xwing #tiefighter #disneystore

erictanart:

My 1st ever #starwars print is now available at online at disneystore.com. The 1st live action movie I ever saw at a theater was #empirestrikesback and like a lot of people, it had a profound impact on my entire creative world. So much has been done for Star Wars as far as posters and prints and it took me a while to capture what those films meant to me. In their simplest form, before they changed the entertainment universe and made its cast and crew into megastars, it was the amazing journey of a poor farm boy. So that’s what I did! #starwarsart #lukeskywalker #darthvader #anewhope #xwing #tiefighter #disneystore

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